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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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toskarin

I feel like not enough people fully understand that when I say "elden ring is horny in ways you can't even comprehend as horny without being on miyazaki's wavelength" I really do mean it

the animation where the lobster stabs you to death is one of the horniest things ever animated. it literally feels like an eroguro animation

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taking this in good faith, I'll actually explain!

enacting a rare content warning, for obvious reasons

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goodness, if only

lumeninfusco

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(art credit: @drememoto)

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myclericalromance

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

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somerandomdudelmao:
“daftpatience:
“daftpatience:
“ i see a convo w a character ai and i keep scrolling
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listen im seeing tags about people agreeing that ai bots can be really inaccurate and i want to point out that this is NOT about that. the ai...
daftpatience

i see a convo w a character ai and i keep scrolling

daftpatience

listen im seeing tags about people agreeing that ai bots can be really inaccurate and i want to point out that this is NOT about that. the ai bot can be as accurate as you want it to be i still get mad at em.

its not about how good they do at emulating a character, its about that they aren’t a person making creative choices and i hate that. i want to enjoy my characters with other people. hold my hand and tell me all about why you think your blorbo is autistic or likes your favourite shitty band. i love you. if a bot randomly shuffles those opinions out idc if theyre even the same ones im exploding it with my mind.

somerandomdudelmao

What’s the point of loving content if I know there isn’t someone as obsessively fucked up as me sitting on the other side of the internet